SIX THINGS NEVER TO DO IN PUBLIC

                                                                      A NO NO 

NEVER

1. Show your ASS CRACK IN PUBLIC...

2. Pull your thong out of your ass crack whilst walking down the street or standing in a crowd.

3. Wear leggings that are so tight they show your camel toe.

4. Wear a skirt so short that you are perpetually pulling down the hem to cover your panties (or thong).

5. Wear skinny jeans if you are not truly skinny.

6. Lift your legs to cross them on the subway in such a flamboyant manner that you flash your panty covered crotch to everyone seated across from you.