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DARK THOUGHTS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY - WHERE HAS LOVE FLOWN

Lesbos

Viciousness in the kitchen!
The potatoes hiss.
It is all Hollywood, windowless,
The fluorescent light wincing on and off like a terrible migraine,
Coy paper strips for doors
Stage curtains, a widow's frizz.
And I, love, am a pathological liar,
And my child look at her, face down on the floor,
Little unstrung puppet, kicking to disappear
Why she is schizophrenic,
Her face is red and white, a panic,
You have stuck her kittens outside your window
In a sort of cement well
Where they crap and puke and cry and she can't hear.
You say you can't stand her,
The bastard's a girl.
You who have blown your tubes like a bad radio
Clear of voices and history, the staticky
Noise of the new.
You say I should drown the kittens. Their smell!
You say I should drown my girl.
She'll cut her throat at ten if she's mad at two.
The baby smiles, fat snail,
From the polished lozenges of orange linoleum.
You could eat him. He's a boy.
You say your husband is just no good to you.
His Jew-Mama guards his sweet sex like a pearl.
You have one baby, I have two.
I should sit on a rock off Cornwall and comb my hair.
I should wear tiger pants, I should have an affair.
We should meet in another life, we should meet in air,
Me and you.

Meanwhile there's a stink of fat and baby crap.
I'm doped and thick from my last sleeping pill.
The smog of cooking, the smog of hell
Floats our heads, two venemous opposites,
Our bones, our hair.
I call you Orphan, orphan. You are ill.
The sun gives you ulcers, the wind gives you T.B.
Once you were beautiful.
In New York, in Hollywood, the men said: "Through?
Gee baby, you are rare."
You acted, acted for the thrill.
The impotent husband slumps out for a coffee.
I try to keep him in,
An old pole for the lightning,
The acid baths, the skyfuls off of you.
He lumps it down the plastic cobbled hill,
Flogged trolley. The sparks are blue.
The blue sparks spill,
Splitting like quartz into a million bits.

O jewel! O valuable!
That night the moon
Dragged its blood bag, sick
Animal
Up over the harbor lights.
And then grew normal,
Hard and apart and white.
The scale-sheen on the sand scared me to death.
We kept picking up handfuls, loving it,
Working it like dough, a mulatto body,
The silk grits.
A dog picked up your doggy husband. He went on.

Now I am silent, hate
Up to my neck,
Thick, thick.
I do not speak.
I am packing the hard potatoes like good clothes,
I am packing the babies,
I am packing the sick cats.
O vase of acid,
It is love you are full of. You know who you hate.
He is hugging his ball and chain down by the gate
That opens to the sea
Where it drives in, white and black,
Then spews it back.
Every day you fill him with soul-stuff, like a pitcher.
You are so exhausted.
Your voice my ear-ring,
Flapping and sucking, blood-loving bat.
That is that. That is that.
You peer from the door,
Sad hag. "Every woman's a whore.
I can't communicate."

I see your cute decor
Close on you like the fist of a baby
Or an anemone, that sea
Sweetheart, that kleptomaniac.
I am still raw.
I say I may be back.
You know what lies are for.
Plath

NOT THE LONE RANGER * THE LONE SNOWMAN

LONE SNOWMAN

********** THOUGHTS ON A WINTER DAY **********

PENSIVE CAT

The true measure of our lives is not what we have managed to do but rather what we have left undone.

To forget a hurt is not to forgive a hurt.







Integrity



The noble-minded do not thrust others aside in order to make their way in the world.


LOVE

The greatest pleasure in life is making someone happy - especially if you love them.

************** A DIALOGUE ABOUT SEX **************

SEX A DIALOGUE

***

ITERLOCUTORS

BOSTON BOY (BB)

JERSEY GIRL (JG)

BB: So here goes - answer as best you can.

 JG: oh ok. Yes, I will.

 BB: Would you rather have big tits or small tits - why?

 JG: small tits. I have seen big tits and I think they are unattractive I think the boob and its crescent shape is much more beautiful.

 BB: ok.   Next question

JG: k

BB: Would you rather have a shaved pussy or a harry pussy – why?

JG: shaved (waxed) I do not like having a bush, after waxing for the first time I really enjoyed not having to worry about a sudden itch or trimming and I eventually thought that having a waxed Claire  (pet name for JG’s pussy) is better not only for less hassle but I feel cleaner without a bush

 BB: hello

 JG: did you get all that?

 BB: shit did you get question I was signed out. 

JG: I will send the answer again

BB: ok

 JG: shaved (waxed) i do not like having a bush, after waxing for the first time i really enjoyed not having to worry about a sudden itch or trimming and i eventually thought that having a waxed Claire is better not only for less hassle but i feel cleaner without a bush. But some people like it and think it beautiful and i can appreciate that.

 BB: ok ta.  Next question

 JG: k

 BB: Which position do you prefer to be fucked in -

a. on your back missionary style
b. from behind with your ass up and on your knees
c. from behind but on your belly
d. on your side

 JG: a, b, c, and I do not like so much d,  is a strange position when thrusting.

 BB: next question

JG: ha ok

 BB: Which of the positions is your favourite

 JG: um depends on what mood I am in but I am most pleasured by the one where I am on my knees with my back facing you and you sticking it in Claire.

BB: ok Next question

 JG: ok - good questions baby.

 BB: Would you prefer your lover to suck and play with your tits or to suck and nibble your clit?

 JG: clit. I like both but clit is more pleasurable. Tits is a good tease but I would like you to put your effort into the clit :)

 BB: Next question

 JG: k

BB: This is a short essay question

 JG: ok

 BB: Briefly describe the best fuck you have ever had in your life - the one that was most satisfying in every way

JG: that had to be with you.... there were many really really good fucks that stick out in my mind but do you want me to describe you one?

 BB: Yes, the single best!

 JG: I really cannot choose a best.

 BB: Does not have to have been with me. Be honest.

 JG: The only thing I can tell you is that you are the best partner I ever had. The best fuck is with you

BB: ok

 JG: umm I guess the time when we first tried you doing it from behind with me on my knees on the couch.  That felt sooo good. Another time is in New Haven where we had plentiful of really good fucks to which i was so sore in the morning.

 BB: ok good answer.  Next question

 JG: ok. You are not going to post these on FB right?

BB: Do you derive any pleasure from having you ass fucked or is it something you do to simply please your partner?

 JG: Tough question

 BB: Yes. But must be an honest answer.

 JG: Ok. Usually it is only to please my partner but there was this one time when you did it and it did feel good. I think i was on my knees and you were really lubed up

 BB: ok describe.

 JG: It slipped right in and it felt good. But i want you to keep doing it.

 BB: kk  Next question

 JG: ok

BB: What after fucking is your favourite sexual act

 JG: cuddling!!!

BB: ok good answer. Next question

 JG: ok

 BB: Do you prefer sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

 JG: hmmm - interesting question.

 BB: Yes.

 JG: well I would have to say all of the above!

 BB: k.  Follow up

 JG: ok

 BB: Do you have a preference

 JG: no.

 BB KK

 JG: sometimes Claire is sensitive in the AM and sometimes it is nice to have a quiet afternoon fuck and sometimes it is really nice to have a romantic after dinner fuck

 BB: Thank you for participating in the partner sex survey.

 JG: hahahahhahah. Did you make up these questions on your own?

BB: yes as we went along now in our convo.

 JG: Wow good job those were good questions.

 BB: we should make application for FB

 JG: ha. That maybe tooo personal

 BB: Um  yes

JG: I love you. Did you like my answers?

 BB: I love you

 JG: oh crap!

 BB: Yes were excellent answers. What?

 JG: I forgot to say that also the fuck on your birthday was really good.

 JG: Celebration.

 BB: ok

JG: there are lots of good fucks with you.

 BB: yes but that was anal.

 JG: I really cannot choose just one

 BB: ok

 JG: but it was still good

 BB: ok

 JG: ======>(*)

 BB: Ha. Perfect

 JG: Ya well it is more like

 BB: I so want to do it again.  I so want you.

 JG: ======( == * > )  in my ass.

 BB: ooou

JG: yes i would do it again.

 BB: Baby any time

 JG: ha

 BB: ok  am excited by you

 JG: I am by you all the time and it gets me into trouble

  JG: oh i just said that as something loose  like I didn’t really mean trouble

 BB: well do not want to be burden

 JG: but you are trouble bc you are so dirty and perfect for me. No no no burden you silly

 BB: ha well you are for me – perfect!

******* OTHER WORDS OTHER VOICES *******

                   To Pee:

Make water                                       void

have a slash                                      do number 1

pass water                                         piddle

piss                                                   urinate

take a leak                                        spend a penny

take a walk in the garden                wiz

peepee                                             tinkle

micturate                                        relive oneself


wee                                                see a man about a horse

                                                       

DIFFERENT WORDS FOR THE SAME THING - SOME NICE SOME NOT

SOME DIFFERENT WORDS FOR “BOYS” AND “GIRLS”

BOYS                                                              GIRLS

Bloke                                                                skirt

Chap                                                                lassie

Dude                                                                lady

Guy                                                                  damsel

fella                                                                  chick

lad                                                                    hussy

bud                                                                  dame

bro                                                                   bitch

kid                                                                    gal

gent                                                                  broad

mate                                                                 moll

sausage                                                             doxy